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07 may 2020


and enjoy our cheeky lockdown limericks
“Domestically-distilled doggerel for the determinedly distant”

As the lockdown got under way, our friends at Sh! Women’s Emporium asked us to do some Collaborative Tweeting. Tempted thus, how could we refuse? When we’re not playing with shoes, we’ve always enjoyed verbal foreplay, so tempted to tweet what could we do?Naturally, our thoughts turned to Limericks...

If you’re missing your turn on the tube
Turn to the folks who know lube
Once you’re done your squeeze
Shall yes once more please
Over and over, whoop, whoop

All this distance and your fella
Is turning to thoughts of Nigella?
Don’t fuss, win him back
And leave him totally slack
With our vibes and lotsa Nutella

While yearning that nice morning fuck
But that’s no reason to sulk
So lovingly take your gland
In the palm of your hand
And wrist one right off, like the Hulk

Social distance is well over a bit
The distance your love’s to your clit
So to pleasure your tush
Glide over to Sh!
T’will be worth it, ev’ry bit

Remember to stay safe, everyone. they say, We’ll Meet Again

Sh! – Keeping London wet since 1992! Use code WET for 15% off goodies at until 15/5/20

Sh! – 31-35 Pitfield Street
London N1 6HB
Tel: 03333 444 005

...and now, in other news
We’re delighted to report that Italy has started to lift its lockdown, and that our factory has been able to reopen to take new orders. Phew...
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